Stewart's Stew


There was once a man named Stewart.

Stewart lived in the city.

Stewart lived in the sewer under the city.

Stewart liked to cook stew in the sewer.

His stew smelled like sewer.

His sewer smelled like stew.


No one wanted to be friends with Stewart.

They said he smelled like sewer and stew.

He was very lonely in the city.

People held their noses when Stewart walked past them.

They could smell him coming from far away.

No one loved Stewart.


Until he met a woman who could not smell.